[Updated 2017] Short Status For WhatsApp

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet

I can resist everything except temptations

I don’t suffer from stress. I’m a carrier

Save water drink beer.

LIFE – LOVE = ZERO

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine 😉

Thin, I am quick; fat, I am slow.

Always remember you are unique just like every one else.

Loyal females DESERVE the best. Remember that ?

When I close my eyes, I see you …. when I open my eyes, I miss you.

Who am I?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

Yeah. I’m a badass.

I say this; I say that, what the hell you want to listen from me?

I’ll be yours forever, just tell me when to start.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Time is precious, waste it wisely.

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Expectation Brings Tears In Your Life.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

If you want to be rude then you should become a celebrity.

Loving you is like breathing How can I stop?

Real men stay dedicated to only one girl!