[Updated 2017] Short Status For WhatsApp

I have the simplest tastes.

Be you !!! The world will adjust.

A ring is round & has no end, that’s how long I’ll be your friend.

regular naps prevent old age.. expecially if u take them while driving.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

I’m not tense, jst terribly, terribly alert.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

Life is a game, let’s make a high score.

A smiling face always has a painful heart.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I am always satisfied with the best.

I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.

We repair what your husband fixed.

God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

Comparison is the thief of joy.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

My first name and your last name would sound great together.

If you cannot change your mind, you are sure you have one.