Cool WhatsApp Status

Be Cool and Funny, Let people know that you are a happy go lucky person by putting one of these Cool WhatsApp status. These short and cool status messages on life is the right way to express your feelings.

The best dreams happen when eyes are open.

Don’t rush anything. When the time is right, it’ll happen.

The best way to appreciate something is to be without it for a while.

Go where you are appreciated, not where you are tolerated.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

Never get on one knee for a girl who won’t get on two for you.

Forget what hurt you, but never forget what it taught you.

Tomorrow is the best time to do everything you had planned today

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.

I am probably single….because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008.

In “Success” all depends on the second letter.

I Love My Country. It is The Government I’m Afraid Of!

I am not drunk, I am just chemically off-balanced

Coffee, chocolate, men… some things are just better rich.

Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.

You are as useless as the ‘AY’ in ‘Okay’.

After Monday and Tuesday, even calendar says W T F…

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net.

I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone.

Fun is like life insurance.The older you get..the more it cost’s.

I’ll hit you so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you.

If at first, you don’t succeed… Keep flushing.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients.

Life was much easier when APPLE and BLACKBERRY were just fruits.

When God sneezed, I didn’t know what to say.

I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

The less you care, the less you’ll worry, and the happier you’ll be.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

I’m not SHORT, I am just concentrated AWESOME

I drink to make other people interesting.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

Beauty is in the eye of the credit card holder.

An apple in a day keeps anyone away, If you through it hard.

Never test how deep the water is with both feet.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

My dream is to fly..over a rainbow..so high.

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

I wish I had google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

Sitting in class wondering how the hell the teacher got the job.

Stay strong, make them wonder how you’re still smiling.

One person’s LOL is another’s WTF!

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

The secret of life is not to do what you like, but to like what you do.

When i was born..Devil said..”Oh Shit..!! Competition”.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.

I stopped fighting with my inner demons. We are on the same side Now.

So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop.

Train your mind to see good in everything.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

Trust in God, But lock your car.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

I work for money, For loyalty Hire a Dog.

A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.

We all are born to die don’t feel more special than me.

Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.

I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.

It’s not too far, it just seems like it is.

Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

This world is turning me evil… I guess they want to experience the hell.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode.

I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.